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          <li class="faq"><h2 class="faq"><a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#1">the site</a></h2>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#1_1">What is this site for?</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#1_2">What's with all the images? It takes forever to load.</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#1_3">Why are the fonts so large? All the cool sites use tiny fonts!</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#1_4">If the length of a rectangular patch of farmland was increased by 42 percent, and the width decreased by 11 percent, what would be the percent change in the area of the patch of land?</a>
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          <li class="faq"><h2 class="faq"><a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#2">the man</a></h2>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#2_1">Who are you?</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#2_2">Who is your daddy, and what does he do?</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#2_3">You sound angry, are you?</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#2_4">How can I contact you?</a>
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          <li class="faq"><h2 class="faq"><a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#3">the code</a></h2>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#3_1">blah</a>
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          <li class="faq"><h2 class="faq"><a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#4">the faq</a></h2>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#4_1">Are these questions really asked frequently?</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#4_2">Why did you make an FAQ?</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#4_3">How was this FAQ generated?</a>
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                              <a class="faq" href="ss_faq.html#4_4">The End?</a>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> What is this site for?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">Why does any shmuck have a website? <b>Vanity</b>. <br /> More seriously, TODO <br /> It gives me something to do when all else is driving me insane. It helps keep a lid on the jar of bats (yes, bats fit in a jar) in my head.</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> What's with all the images? It takes forever to load.</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">Boooo-fucking-hooo. Turn off images in your browser, or use a text-based browser. I guarantee this site is still 100% usable and accessible without images.</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> Why are the fonts so large? All the cool sites use tiny fonts!</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">Yea, and nobody can even fucking <strong>read</strong> the <em>cool</em> sites. I'm sick and tired of web designers thinking it's <em>trendy</em> and <em>hip</em> to use microscopic text. For fuck's sake, wake up!</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> If the length of a rectangular patch of farmland was increased by 42 percent, and the width decreased by 11 percent, what would be the percent change in the area of the patch of land?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">Monkeys</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> Who are you?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">I'm detective John Kimble</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> Who is your daddy, and what does he do?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">Yay for <a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/arnolds2.html"> soundboards</a></div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> You sound angry, are you?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">Nope. Not at all. :) <br /> I just tend to swear a lot, and make excessive use of exclamations. <br /> Ermm... i mean: <em>I just fucking swear a lot, and make <strong>excessive</strong> use of exclamations!!!!11one1!!</em></div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> How can I contact you?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">If it's to complain about the design of the site, content of the blog, and so on, you don't. I really don't care. <br /> Now don't get me wrong. I warmly welcome feedback (comments, criticisms, patches, and suggestions) especially regarding my software... But this web site isn't for you. The only thing I care about regarding this site is that you're able to download any software or code I've posted somewhere. <br /> Otherwise you can email me at <a href="mailto:mark[AT]sporkstorms[DOT]org">mark&#064;sporkstorms&#046;org</a></div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> blah</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">TODO</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> Are these questions really asked frequently?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">No.</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> Why did you make an FAQ?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">Because I could... see the next question.</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> How was this FAQ generated?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer">With the <code>make_faq</code> program I wrote for my <a href="http://openlyrics.org">OpenLyrics</a> project. You can get its code <a href="ss_software.html#make_faq">on the software page</a>. <br /> And here is the <a href="uploads/faq.xml">xml file</a> used on this FAQ.</div>
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	<div class="faqQuestion"><strong>*</strong> The End?</div>
  <div class="faqAnswer"><b>Fin.</b></div>
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